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Shh. You’ll anger your future shareholder king!

I bet we can use AI to make those profits go even higher… Er, uh. Surge Pricing?

DATACENTERS EMPLOY HUNDREDS OF WORKERS!!!

For a year or two, during construction. All contractors. After construction, what? Maybe a hundred people on-site?

Why will no one think of the poor, starving, trillion dollar companies? It’s NOT FAIR that they have to pay the same amount as the POORS! /s

Do you guys not have phones? /s

A baked potato would cause less chaos than this monster.

It could be worse. We accidentally voted for an orangutan. But it could have been a WOMAN OF COLOR! Really dodged one there… /s

Bootlickers say

If it gets the MAGAts to care, keep jacking the price up!

But… Trump did jack shit, and the prices of eggs eventually went down. Let’s go with his strategy!

I yearn for public transportation. Best I can do is drive 7 miles to a park and ride, and then ride a bus for 4 miles to work. Not exactly an alternative.

Did Iran just discover the key to winning this conflict? Attack American infrastructure that costs private companies money. The military wastes billions of dollars to pretend they’re doing something important, but touch private companies, and we may have ourselves a problem!

You mean disrupting global trade for absolutely no intelligent reason leads to instability? Who knew running a whole country could be so hard…

Sell overpriced consoles with the tariff money they don’t have to pay anymore… But to what end…?

As long as you have a Golden Parachute in your contract!

Wait… Why do none of us have Golden Parachutes…?

This is what I think of when I think of Teams: a mish-mashed pile of garbage where each individual component belongs to a different team. And nobody has any idea what any other team is doing.

Guess I picked the wrong decade to build a PC… 😢

I just use Debian with KDE Plasma. Way cleaner than Ubuntu.

Time to turn it over to the next generation. Oh wait. The next generation already hit retirement age!