If a few years of AI have wiped out your ability to code, you weren’t great at coding anyway.

Remember when the world didn’t suck so bad that you could have windows above the third floor that people didn’t want to jump from?

I’d go even further and say that they are classifying vehicles themselves as a luxury, not even the make or model.

Where are my class action lawsuits against these cunts? Can we have a Citizens of the United States vs. Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins? I don’t give a shit if I only get a penny, so long as these people are financially and politically ruined.

If you don’t support one, by default you support the other.

You’re right, you should definitely vote for the other party. They’ve proven time and time again just how good they are for the world.

Lol, I’m not sure what’s worse. Using an LLM to summarize and article for you, or not even reading the article and assuming you know the contents by the title. Fucking people…

I don’t know. Trump’s actions against the Pope recently might actually embolden him to take credit for it.

It’s actually much worse (for us, not them). From the NBC article.

Live Nation said the jury’s award of $1.72 per ticket "applies to a limited number of tickets—those sold at 257 venues, which represent about 20% of total tickets—and only to purchases by fans (excluding brokers) in certain states over the past five years.”

“Based on that scope, we believe the aggregate single damages figure would be below $150 million, which would be trebled,” the company said. “In connection with the DOJ settlement, Live Nation has already accrued $280 million toward state damages and civil penalty claims. Injunctive relief will be determined by the Court after the states make a remedy proposal, which we expect in the coming weeks.”

So, even though $4.3 billion is pretty paltry against their annual revenue of $25 billion, it’s potentially MUCH less because the scope is so limited.

The jury found Ticketmaster had overcharged customers by $1.72 (£1.27) on each ticket sold over a period of several years. That figure is set to be used as the basis for calculating damages.

So… this was a waste of time, then… No one was complaining because Taylor Swift tickets were a buck and some change more expensive…

The sum of all human endeavor can be summed up in a fun little madlib:

My (god, penis, wealth) will (kill, fuck, buy) your (genetics, wife, life).

Feel free to swap things around as needed.

In that situation, I kinda have to say the priest is the architect of their own awkward judgement. They would be labeled a hypocrite because they aren’t practicing what they preach. If I’m in Willie Jane’s Dildo Emporium and I see my buddy Steve, I’m just gonna be like, “Bro, what’d you get? I’m tired of the Ass-assin 2000, and I was thinking of going to the Hole Shebang Turbo EX Plus Alpha. Any thoughts?”

The world would be a lot more fun without the clergy.

Yeah. I wish we could go back 3 years before this boom started and everything cheap…

In March, Carville admitted he had “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and hopes to hate the president even more.

Fucking based.

Same, friend. Same.

I’ve got a bottle of rum set aside for exactly this situation, and goddamnit I could use a drink.

I’m imagining an Inception-like scenario where you start at the first/lightest level, and then work your way down to the lowest/hardest, then slowly come back up, similar to peaking and the comedown, but with more stages. I’d imagine dosage would be a real issue here.

That’s a double win. Cured of cancer and every time I cry I smell pork rinds.

Yeah, I’ll get right on that.